@AndyRichter: Back in my day when we found a Pokémon we had to beat it to death with a rotary phone
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@MichaelTrying: A couple of weeks ago I replaced my work computer with an aquarium. If anyone asks, I say it's my screensaver.
@Swishergirl24: I like to drink while I clean and that's how I found out what Febreze tastes like.
@UncleDuke1969: Mrs. Potato Head: OH MY GOD! Mr. Potato Head: What? Mrs. PH: Your browser history. Mr. PH: I can explain! Mrs. PH: TATER TOTS YOU PERVERT?!?