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@kathybotteas: Back in the day my parents wanted me to marry only one of my own.
Now they're like "That orangutan looks nice. That elephant looks smart."

Back in the day my parents wanted me to marry only one of my own. 
Now they’re like “That orangutan looks nice. That elephant looks smart.”

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