@LuckyPetDeals: BaD BoY!!
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@KalvinMacleod: [date] HER: no more Scooby Doo imitations ME: ok WAITER: today's special is baby octopus ME: [Shaggy voice] zoinks HER: I’m done ME: ruh roh
@Cpin42: When I was 6 my cousin stole my boomerang. The next day his parents died in a car crash. Andy, if you’re reading this, I want my boomerang.
@Dani_Feld: I walked into a room full of men and they couldn't stop staring at me. Oh...wrong toilets.