@audipenny: Bad credit? No credit? First time buyer? First time baby? No legs? 8 legs? You a spider? Are you a Spider trying to buy a house?
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@StarWarsProblms: Luke: Did you get the card I made you? Vader: I couldn’t read it. Your handwriting is awful. Luke: I HAD TO WRITE WITH MY LEFT HAND.
@Petote: Is that all? "I wanna stab you." Huh? "Cut your throat." What? "Drink your blood." Um. "Have your baby." Uh. "Kidding! I'll have a coke."