@rodimusprime: Bad guys gotta have a meeting and decide once and for all Liam Neeson's family is off limits.
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@JessObsess: It's so embarrassing when someone gets to second base with me and finds crumbs in my bra.
@Jay_FrickinLynn: *slams hands on table* HOW DID BUZZ KNOW TO FREEZE AROUND HUMANS IF HE DIDN'T KNOW HE WAS A TOY, CAROL?
@ehchino: [First date] So what do you do for a living? "I'm a florist" WHY DON'T YOU LIKE THE FLOOR? WHAT HAS IT DONE TO YOU, IS IT BECAUSE IT'S LAVA?