@Smooheed: Bad hair day 429: I no longer look as though I've been electrocuted, but the birds, so, so many birds
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@SortaBad: [debate, 2020 election] Moderator: President Trump said you will 'hurt badly the growth' - how do you respond? Oprah: So perhaps everyone in American right now could...take a look under their seats Me, at home, finding a toaster oven: holy shit
@UNTRESOR: A person running around with a laptop chasing an unsecured WiFi signal looks eerily like a cat chasing a laser pointer.
@thejessigirl45: Does anyone else bring a bag of clever disguises to the grocery store in case there's a wine sampling booth that day?