@Smooheed: Bad hair day 429: I no longer look as though I've been electrocuted, but the birds, so, so many birds
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@karatechopmonk: I tried coke once. And then for like another 3 years to make sure I didn't like it
@OutOnTheMoors: A CW pronounces both "r"s in February, both "d"s in Wednesday and has just told me the "correct" way to say segue. Please send weapons.
@Sal0630: *looks under bed* *checks closet* *shuts light, runs to bed* *pulls covers over head* *ice maker dumps ice* *dies from cardiac arrest*
@shashaintl: A strong person stands up for himself. A stronger person stands up for himself while bench pressing another person standing up for himself.