@edgarrants: Bad idea? Son, I got married in my 20s. Ideas don't get any worse than that.
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@bourgeoisalien: It's important when dieting to reward yourself and take a break. Then, when you return to your diet a decade later you're all set to go
@envydatropic: If you read enough tweets you can tell the approximate time the tweeter switched from coffee to alcohol