@NoChillPosts: BAD LUCK LUKE
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@vineyille: It says here on your resume that you're "good at traps," could you expand on that while I investigate this pile of leaves on the floor?
@Henry_3k: *Goes back in time to kill the inventors of Twitter. Returns home to amaze friends on Facebook with endless jokes about vodka & pizza.*
@BritXNic: Unless you met your spouse while committing a diamond heist, I don't need to hear how you got together.