@Jandalize: Bad news: I think I may have broken my toe. Good news: the smart car I tripped over will be alright.
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@Jake_Vig: Today’s assignment: If anyone asks you what you’re doing this weekend, grab them and shake them saying “What have you heard? WHAT HAVE YOU HEARD???”
@Gupton68: Him: Would you like to join our club? Me: What kind of club? H: We can’t talk about it. M: What are the rules? H: We can’t talk about it. M: Then why did you ask me to join your club? H: What club?