@ChipKellysBalls: Bad news: pulled a muscle. Good news: implied presence of muscle ...
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@_ElvishPresley_: me: ever been sued for enamel cruelty? dentist: how are you talking out your nose
@MsSkarsgaard: Him: I'll kill anyone that tries to come near you. Me: Oh, that's sweet babe but do you think you could you leave the Cinnabon samples guy alone?