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@Black__Elvis: Bad news: you're unable to get pregnant.

Oh no! Is it my uterus, doctor?

No, your eHarmony profile says you've seen Star Wars 13 times.

Bad news: you’re unable to get pregnant.

Oh no! Is it my uterus, doctor?

No, your eHarmony profile says you’ve seen Star Wars 13 times.

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