@Scimommy: #BadTimeTravelAdvice Plague, shmlague. 13th century Europe is where it's at!
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@Donna_McCoy: I'm looking at the serving size of Laughing Cow cheese and I see why the cow is laughing.
@bobvulfov: sober: damn im too lazy to make any food tonight after two beers: it's time to cook all the spaghetti in my kitchen
@wizdsgn: all this spending on black friday... better pay your electricity bill first or next friday will be black friday too