@Scimommy: #BadTimeTravelAdvice Plague, shmlague. 13th century Europe is where it's at!
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@solomongeorgio: I was called a faggot by an angry homeless woman last night. I would've been offended but I was too busy living in a home.
@JediGigi: Me: Nice biker jacket. You ride? Him: No Me: So you're a liar? Him: Me: Him: Nice yoga pants Me: That jacket looks so awesome on you!
@KentWGraham: I used to sing my daughter to sleep at night, which is probably why her first word was “Stop.”