@MsLadyLuvBug: It has been brought to my attention that people stickers on car windows are NOT pedestrian kills,but family members. Removing mine ASAP.

@iamnotdiddy: The most embarrassing thing about mistaking pilates class for pirates class is concealing my musket.

@DepecheALAmode: I want my funeral to be sad and completely serious. Then right when my coffin starts lowering into the ground the song from Tetris plays.

@daemonic3: This cat poop tastes like I'm about to get yelled at. -- Dogs

@Be___Dope: [ Playing with Ouija board ] Ouija board: I have a boyfriend.