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@rob5373: [Bags packed, leaving the ex]
Ex:"I hope you have a slow and painful death!"
Me:"So now you want me to stay?"

[Bags packed, leaving the ex]
Ex:”I hope you have a slow and painful death!”
Me:”So now you want me to stay?”

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