@ClassicMegan: Bahaha. Loving the support, maybe we'll get this handled.
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@DaddyJew: [at daycare] Me: I'm here to pick up my son Daycare: what's he look like? Me: *points to my face* D: oh. Ok
@SufficientCharm: The easiest way to confuse a man is to wear a straight jacket that accentuates your cleavage.
@AmberTozer: [Calls an ex] Ex: Hello Me: Remember how you lied about everything Ex: Why are you doing this Me: It's Throwback Thursday