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@iGreenMonk: Baked turkey for 4 and a half days - instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108!

#MyProblem

Baked turkey for 4 and a half days – instructions said 1 hour per pound and I weigh 108!
 
#MyProblem

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