@TheWoodenslurpy: BAKER: Baking is a science that requires precision, timing, and accurate measurements. OK... 11, 12, 13. Anyway, here’s a dozen cupcakes.
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@JawnQSack: Marilyn Monroe died & was reincarnated into thousands of white girls who can't be handled at their worst, and aren't deserved at their best.
@globetrottgirl: It's so cold in south florida, I just saw an iguana kill a squirrel and use it as a scarf.
@olerunkbitch: Made a weird face in the mirror this morning and I looked like Ted Cruz. This is my suicide note.
@JoParkerBear: *Googles: pet raccoons "Raccoons are wild animals. Keeping raccoons is ILLEGAL in..." *scrolls "What to Expect From Your Pet Raccoon!" *clicks