@justliamwilson: So in 2016 I've decided to leave all the negative people behind. So im sorry if i owe you money because im moving on from that now.
@stockejock: Grandma, stop asking people what they're supposed to be for Halloween-this is Walmart.
@juliussharpe: I wish Bond movies gave a more realistic view of his jet lag and traveler's diarrhea.
@ThaJawn: *sees neighbors bringing in KFC
*knocks on door
Have you seen my dog she got out *teary eyed
Neighbor: Aw. No, but if there's-
Some KFC?
@EddieHarris216: Announcer:
The referee has thrown a yellow flag. A red flag, a green, an orange, a blue. I'm now being told a magician has run on the field.
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