@Tuna_Lover: Balls Deep is not a accurate form of measurement.
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@SveldtSmelt: I like to eat a handful of paperclips right before I walk through a metal detector cuz I got all day, pal.
@torrami: When hubs is sleeping I put my Care Bear blanket on him and take the most adorable blackmail photos ever.
@JustDontBugMe: American: Say Aboot or Sorey? You say words so weird. Canadian: Yeah eh. Does saying Free health care hurt your feelings?