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@daemonic3: [bank]

Robber: EVERYONE GET DOWN!

Me: [crying] my wife left & my kids think I'm a joke

Robber: No I mean-

Robber2: Wait! Let him finish

[bank]

Robber: EVERYONE GET DOWN!

Me: [crying] my wife left & my kids think I’m a joke

Robber: No I mean-

Robber2: Wait! Let him finish

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