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@dafloydsta: [bankruptcy court]
JUDGE: Didn't you do any financial planning?
ME: *lips pressed on mic* Yes, your Honor, I was planning on having finances

[bankruptcy court]
JUDGE: Didn’t you do any financial planning?
ME: *lips pressed on mic* Yes, your Honor, I was planning on having finances

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