@plumbur: Banning us to the couch is not as bad as you believe it is ladies. It makes us feel manly. Like we're camping. With an angry bear close by.
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@iwearaonesie: *spins in chair* Ah, Mr. Bond. I’ve been expect- *cat sitting in my lap freaks out and scratches the shit out of me*
@SortaBad: Me, age 18: I'll be a homeowner by the time I'm in my 30s Me, in my 30s: I own a single pair of matching socks
@MarkusJ: finally, the ants are going to rise up and claim their rightful place as masters of this wretched planet
@howe007: If Russia prepares for war the way it prepares for the Olympics then we have nothing to worry about.