@plumbur: Banning us to the couch is not as bad as you believe it is ladies. It makes us feel manly. Like we're camping. With an angry bear close by.
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@yab_kat: Me: I have a question about this time travel machine I bought from you guys Him: Sir, we don't sell time travel machines me: not yet
@burnie: Interviewer: what qualifies you to be an Uber driver? *Candidate tells rambling 5 hour story* Interviewer: you're just what we need