@plumbur: Banning us to the couch is not as bad as you believe it is ladies. It makes us feel manly. Like we're camping. With an angry bear close by.
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@TheRobCee: "I need a car. What do you have?" "Well, we have a Subaru Outback" "But what kind of Subaru?" "Outback" "I don't CARE where you keep it..."
@Moi_RaRa: I like long walks while holding hands.. which always seems a little awkward with strangers on the beach.
@man_spach: My car ran out of gas in a trailer park and now I have the most expensive home in the neighborhood.
@gerryhatric: A man was arrested on Brighton beach today for throwing pebbles at the sea birds. He was accused of having left no tern unstoned.