@ThingsJackDigs: Baptisms were invented by a guy who had to explain why he was caught trying to drown a baby.
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@Soo_Scandalouss: I leave spider carcasses on the wall to make sure the other spiders understand..
@WetzelGeek: My wife wants me to take a walk with her today. I'll be on a short leash though so I won't run off into the woods like last time.
@ahamedweinberg: The irony of being a horse is you could lift weights all day and you will still only have 1 horsepower