@MrsTomServo: Barbie didn't give me a poor body image; Barbie taught me you can't reattach a head once it's been removed from the body.
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@famouscrab: what if in airbud they put the dog in and they didnt win that coach would feel stupid
@TheMichaelRock: I just had a coughing fit and think I accidently created a Nicki Minaj song featuring Ke$ha. Sorry, you guys.
@SardonicTart: Christian Bale has done ok for himself considering he's named after a religious bundle of hay.