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@shkeeber: Barista: How do you take your coffee?
@thatUPSdude: I just seen a kid yell at his dad and tell him "No jerk!"
I yelled at my dad once when I was 12, then I woke up and I was 16.
@dankashane20: I want to get a medical bracelet that says, "Shy" so I can I just hold it up during social situations.
@IGotsSmarts: HOT SINGLES IN YOUR AREA ARE BEING TURNED INTO GRILLED CHEESE SANDWICHES RIGHT NOW!
@freypalm: Me, as a judge: OK we’ll take a quick recess now.
*lawyers start discussing lawyer things*
*I go outside and swing on the swingset*
@pauleggleston: A poet once gave
a pigeon helium, and
invented high coo.