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@jakob_huber: Barista: I have a latte for *3 second long screeching noise*
Velociraptor: Actually it's *4 second long screeching noise* but close enough

Barista: I have a latte for *3 second long screeching noise*
Velociraptor: Actually it’s *4 second long screeching noise* but close enough

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