@Robert_Beau: "Barista" is Italian for BA in liberal arts.
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@gojarbe: "and this blood shall be called A+" all the other blood types: "k wow we're like right here"
@thebeckyard: "Mom, you need to calm down with how much cheese you've been buying." *silently writes him out of my will*
@simoncholland: Letting the grocery bagger bring my groceries out sounds nice but I can't handle trying to remember where I parked in front of a stranger.