@Robert_Beau: "Barista" is Italian for BA in liberal arts.
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@Deurb1: While fixing my neighbors car I asked her for a screwdriver... She asked if I had orange juice. We've been dating since.
@perlapell: My midwife just sat me down and gently broke the news that I am simply plump and she has no reason to be here.
@boring_as_heck: You're a loose cannon, Detective. Hand in your badge. AND your gun. AND your badge that is actually a gun. AND your gun that shoots badges.