@CrackedIllusion: Haven't refilled my prescriptions in a while. Which has been instrumental creating the mass grave beneath this wood shed.

@SteveDutzy: me: *tries to befriend another human being* another human being: oh, no thank you

@BurhanHafeez1: Change is always hard.... Especially when a jar of it falls on your head.

@iCumBl00d: Why do they hand out Kleenex at funerals if you're not supposed to jerk off in the back row

@DothTheDoth: I can't wait for the stage of capitalism where we have to watch a 15 second advertisement before we remember a memory.