@Dadpression: "This may be our 85th viewing of this movie, but we'll watch it as intently as if it was only our 23rd"
-Toddlers
@Badass_Brunelli: Alice in Wonderland taught me to drink things that I'm unsure of
@carlyken: Hello 911 my son is a terrorist he won't eat AMERICAN cheese. Almost two. Yes I'll hold.
Hello Child Protection Services my son is a terrori
@House_Feminist: My 5 year old is stuck inside a duvet cover right now so I think I'm going to go for a walk and just let Darwin solve this one.
@JD_KC: You can't fix stupid but you can fantasize about slapping the shit out of it.
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