@shutupmikeginn: barn owls must have been stoked when the barn was invented
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@KimmyMonte: A burrito.. in a bowl? Sure that sounds great! And while you're at it, why don't you rip the blankets off me while I sleep, u piece of shit
@MommaUnfiltered: The guy at the gym said rest days are really important, so I've been resting for 6 years.
@Marlebean: *marshmallows *chocolate *graham crackers *lighter fluid *matches Cashier: "Going camping?" Me: "Nope" *wine *tampons