@agathagotstoned: Barring any distractions, it only takes about three months to teach a meerkat how to throw knives.
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@Amiigat: The fact that there is even such a thing as ugly hookers tells you pretty much all you need to know about men...
@GrowlyGrego: Next time during church, stand up and ask your pastor "Have you ever turned down heroin?" Both Yes and No are equally entertaining answers.
@amselts: [being strapped to a medieval torture table] "tbh not what I thought you meant when you said you were going to show me a nice rack"