@JosesLovesYou: The first step to admitting you have a problem is having a problem.

@OhNoSheTwitnt: Trump is blaming Sanders supporters for the violence at his rally because you can't truly be Hitler until you blame a Jew for your problems.

@fuzzlime: running feels great unless you compare it to not running

@o__0Dev: Women seem to want security. At least that's what they yell whenever I approach them.

@Parkerlawyer: *6 holding a 5 hour energy* "Look at this teeny juice! It didn't taste good at first but I finished it!" Go ahead, have kids.