Barry? Yes Joe Can I borrow Air Force 1? I promised this girl we’d eat at the Pizza Hut in France No Joe *Biden slams fist* THIS IS BULLSHIT

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@BuckyIsotope: Barry?
Yes Joe
Can I borrow Air Force 1? I promised this girl we'd eat at the Pizza Hut in France
No Joe
*Biden slams fist*
THIS IS BULLSHIT

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