@dreamthievin: If I have 5 apples and I give you 2 of them, just take the other 3 cause I'm going out for tacos

@Duke1173: As I get older and continue to meet new people... I realize that swallowing should be more of a thing.

@iamspacegirl: Definitely just forgot the word 'menu' and asked for a 'map of the food'.

@LEDawes: Dear sneeze, if you're gonna happen, happen. Don't put a stupid look on my face and then just leave.

@Carbosly: It's a plant shaped like an egg. EGGPLANT! It's a place where we make fire. FIREPLACE! Diving in the sky. SKYDIVING! Humans are creative.