@brendohare: Bart Simpson is bad for this country of America
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@Vodkantots: The last time I left the house without wearing blush, someone tried to drive a stake through my heart.
@jake_lach: I don't punish the dog for eating my unattended food because I do the same thing to other people
@Jake_Vig: [visit to zoo] See kids? All these animals have to live here in cages because they woke daddy up early one time.
@ChaseMit: Let's be honest: The documentary they were making before the Blair Witch killed them would have sucked