@heartlessX0: Bartender: "Do you want a drink, miss?"nnMe: "What are my choices?"nnBartender: "Yes or No."
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@UnFitz: Fantasy: We run in slow motion toward each other across an open field. Her side is mined.
@just1fool: The last beer didn't tell me why life is so confusing but it told me the next one would.
@Sanbel11: -I can't stand liars and fakes -You are so pretty -See? Why can't everyone be honest like you
@longwall26: Son, we don't play Hungry Hungry Hippos for "fun." We play it to learn how friends turn on each other in moments of desperation and scarcity