@heartlessX0: Bartender: "Do you want a drink, miss?"nnMe: "What are my choices?"nnBartender: "Yes or No."
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@JermHimselfish: I've never been put in the "friend" zone, but I have been put in the "please don't tell my friend's" zone.
@bourgeoisalien: Sad that 25 years ago Homer Simpson seemed like a looser in American culture and now it's like: "Whoa...that guy has a job AND owns a home?"
@LinajkReturns: You have beautiful eyes. Too bad they're attached to the head of a stark raving lunatic.
@K_blue: Playing hide and seek in my office building because they can't fire you if they can't find you.