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@T_N_Crumpets: Bartender: YOU'RE the guy that drinks from the soap dispenser in the toilets?
Me: [I try to say "NO" but it's just lavender scented bubbles]

Bartender: YOU’RE the guy that drinks from the soap dispenser in the toilets?
Me: [I try to say “NO” but it’s just lavender scented bubbles]

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