@SamuelHLowe: "Based on a true story" means it happened more or less like this, but with ugly people.
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@runolgarun: I realized I was an adult when I almost bought napkins instead of taking a wad of free ones from Chipotle. Almost.
@JohnHilsen: If you stare in a mirror long enough and start screaming, you'll see angry faces of figures dressed in orange. *only works at Home Depot
@TheTweetOfGod: The fact that other bad things are happening is not an argument against fighting a particular bad thing.
@Just_some_girl2: Seeing twin toddler red haired girls on leashes in Target was my birth control reminder for the day.