@simoncholland: Based on all the white smoke billowing out, I think my lawn mower just picked a new pope.
YOU MIGHT ALSO LIKE
@lovemydogduck: Why periods? Why can't mother nature just tweet me and be like "Waddup girl. You ain't pregnant. Have a great week. Talk to you next month"
@RorynotRoy: "How fast can you hack into the system!?" "20-25 minutes." "You've got 10 minutes!" "Okay, well then I can't." - real life spy dialogues