@loribuckmajor: Based on Harrison's choice of best place to land, golfers are the most dispensable.
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@WhaJoTalkinBout: My first subtweet was in the 3rd grade when I added extra glitter to Nathan's Valentine.
@inmynewskin: Losing weight to be attractive is weird. I see you shrunk your body slightly. Now I want you.
@aholealex: "Damn girl are you a dam, girl? Cuz your water just broke haha" yes we will go to the hospital in a minute honey, jesus christ im tweeting
@simoncholland: I just want to be rich enough that I don't have to watch DIY videos on YouTube every time something in my house breaks.