@TheCatWhisprer: Based on her reaction I don't think my toddler will ever forgive me for gently wiping her face.
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@Josievorenkamp: When someone starts a Facebook post with "there are no words..." You better get prepared because you're about to read a lot of words.
@murrman5: [wife looking at sketch of donut burglar on the news] "he looks like you" [me holding huge glass of milk on way to basement] it's not though
@IbecameMyDad: If someone brought me coffee right now I would follow them around like an imprinted baby bird forever.