@TheCatWhisprer: Based on her reaction I don't think my toddler will ever forgive me for gently wiping her face.
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@zachreinert03: finally sold everything that reminded me of my ex. kinda nice, I got $20 for her clothes, $50 for her tv, and $100 for our kid
@bighandsmassuer: As I slowly remove her panties I think to myself God these don't fit me very well