@farleftcoast: Based on my calculations I can retire about 5 years after I die.
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@Parkerlawyer: I just reached in my purse for a pen and found a full 4 pack chicken nugget box from McDonalds. So I get it, squirrels. I get it.
@LilFlaOrange30: I'm like a cartoon character, not because I'm cute or funny, but because I wear the same clothes every day.
@tastefactory: COP:Do u know how fast u were going ME: The posted speed limit, 495 COP: Sir that's the route number, i don't even know how I caught up to u