@farleftcoast: Based on my calculations I can retire about 5 years after I die.
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@notorious_stars: I've decided to write a 'knock knock' joke about Jehovah's witnesses. "Knock, Knock, Knock , knock knock knock knock knock "
@anerdonfire2: It's when I saw the children playing with their toys completely wrong that I knew I had to step in