@farleftcoast: Based on my calculations I can retire about 5 years after I die.
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@david8hughes: [wife leaving for the weekend] "Baby formula is in the cupbo--" "I think I know how to make a baby. Now go & enjoy your dad's funeral."
@patnelke: Let my son leave the house today wearing a striped shirt and plaid shorts. I'm done, he's natural selections problem now.
@Home_Halfway: She wears short skirts I eat ham late at night She's cheer captain and I eat ham late at night