@farleftcoast: Based on my calculations I can retire about 5 years after I die.
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@Ideal_Victoria: A second date is probably not likely if your date pulls out and clutches a crucifix when you enter the room.
@momthoughts13: How amazing is it when all your kids do what you've asked the first time? No, I'm asking. How amazing is it? I'd like to know.
@MooseAllain: If you are single, book a table for two this Valentine’s. Keep checking your watch. Order your meal for one, tearfully. Result: Free drinks!