@daemonic3: Based on my family's hatred for vegetables and always throwing them in the garbage, I hope I'm never in a coma.
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@wickedsuga: *buys extra movie ticket seat so I'll have a place to put my microwave bc I'll be damned if I'm paying that much for popcorn
@PastorBate: Sea cucumbers are actually animals, so regular cucumbers are either lying or they need to step their game up.
@BigPlanetEarth: Did you know your amazing human body actually drink lava!?! Only once though.....
@JohnLyonTweets: Thanks for telling me this is your "pet cat" because otherwise I might have thought it was your business associate cat.