@Andee_Stewart: Based on the amount of tools I've dated, you'd think I got a deal at The Home Depot
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@thedailymarker: When you open your heart to someone, there is blood. Lots and lots of blood. And then you die. So don't open your heart.
@vapidaccount: It's really hard to be stealthy while carrying half a box of Tic Tacs. The more you know.
@Sassafrantz: The average person has sex 103 times a year and it's almost March so that means only 103 more to go.