@Andee_Stewart: Based on the amount of tools I've dated, you'd think I got a deal at The Home Depot
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@amazymay72x: Weed doesn't give me an attitude when I forget to pay the electric bill... I love you, weed.
@JB4Realz: I can't take my dog to the pond because the ducks keep attacking him... Guess that's what get for buying a pure bread dog.
@1Happytwit: You don't need to use your words if you're carrying a machete. People just seem to figure it out.
@david_tull: Wow, according to the New York Times, just kidding, I have no idea what's going on.