@badenhorst: Bathroom hand dryers are amazing if you want to kill a few minutes before wiping your hands on your pants.
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@StellaRtwot: Just saw a bumper sticker that said "I'd rather be tweeting." It was on a car that was flipped upside down in a ditch.
@torrami: Never let them see how much they hurt you. Or the gun. Definitely don't let them see the gun.
@littlelady899: But were you called "dream wife" on the internet today? Oh, you were. By the same guy? I see.