@noog: *Batman receives electric bill for Bat Signal*
"ALFRED WE'RE GETTING IPHONES."
@OneTrickTofani: Tiger Woods: cool name, scary place
@djdarrellripley: (Sigh) I thought "The Scarlet Letter" was a book about red stationery....
@joejwest: BABY COW: [points at human] What's that?
OLDER COW: That is a milk dracula
@baconNmeggs: With grape soda comes grape responsibility.
@PLATINUM2000: Me: I killed another one, boss.
Mob boss: You don't work for me.
Me: I volunteered.
Mob boss:*Looking angry*
Me: I'm gonna get back to work.