@noog: *Batman receives electric bill for Bat Signal*
"ALFRED WE'RE GETTING IPHONES."
@Crap_Advisor: I feel like a tampon... In the right place... at the wrong time..
@bea_ker: "This is The Grey Wall of China"
I think it's 'great'
"We all do, pal"
@Just_some_girl2: Seeing twin toddler red haired girls on leashes in Target was my birth control reminder for the day.
@I_am_Lukem: Get your hero name by doing something brave and seeing what the newspapers call you.
I'm Local Man.
@Tommytoughstuff: *Involved in high speed chase*
*Uses turn signals*