@noog: *Batman receives electric bill for Bat Signal*
"ALFRED WE'RE GETTING IPHONES."
@CalebOtoki: LMFAO THE NAVY OUT THEIR DAMN MINDS
@internetluke: Honey, were out of snake food.
"What? For what snake?"
Honey, I bought a snake
@KingFavre: This might be the funniest tweet ever
@heroinsdemise: I always wonder how Men managed to find entire continents.
Mine can't even find the butter in the fridge.
@TheCatWhisprer: Are you supposed to wear the fanny pack over the gut or underneath it? I don't want to look like a dork.