@TheMichaelRock: Batman would probably be a better crime-fighter if he wasn't making movies all the time.
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@sixthformpoet: I love how people say they're "expecting" a baby, as though it might be something else, like a penguin.
@JennyJohnsonHi5: When a guy shaves his head bald and wears a sweatband, the top of his head looks like a stick of roll-on deodorant.
@Pro_Jones_: Boss: I've been told one of you is just a robot car in disguise *everyone stares at me, even Optimus who is drinking oil instead of coffee*