@CYComedy: Batman's Bat Signal was really banking on the fact that crimes only happened at night.
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@dammit_emma: officer, buying weed from a guy who sells on the side is basically shopping local. you should be THANKING me for supporting our community.
@GrantTanaka: wife: some salmon travel hundreds of miles upstream just for the chance to spawn me: ok ok I'll take my shoes off
@xysist: Women are so jealous. I bet Eve counted Adam's ribs everyday to see if another woman had been created.