@CYComedy: Batman's Bat Signal was really banking on the fact that crimes only happened at night.
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@Storminika: Me: "Dude, I brought another dress for you to clean." Dry cleaner: *takes off headphone* "Sorry, come again?" Me: "No, mustard."
@RobinMcCauley: A woman started choking in the line at Starbucks- it was so scary but thankfully someone opened another register.
@GrantTanaka: showed up to a party wearing the same shirt as someone else, how did we both fit in one shirt