@CYComedy: Batman's Bat Signal was really banking on the fact that crimes only happened at night.
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@Joshuawbenson: PEOPLE WITH CHRONICALLY MOIST HANDS: When you have dry lips, rub them on your palms. I call it Lip palm. It's free.