@CYComedy: Batman's Bat Signal was really banking on the fact that crimes only happened at night.
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@ImHopel3ss: Somewhere, someplace, there's a hole in the world & inside it there's a bunch of gremlins hoarding the 50,000 lighters I can't find.
@RexHuppke: Interestingly, if we invade North Korea because it caused us to miss a movie, that still won't be the worst reason we ever went to war.
@MrSandeepP: This alphabet soup that I spilled on the floor is still more coherent than most Pitbull lyrics.