@trevso_electric: Be a deer and get shot in the woods for me?
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@Sassafrantz: Why are guys so desperate for oral sex? We swallow over 57 spiders a yr while sleeping.The odds that 1 could come back up should terrify you
@bytaylorcox: A "lady" and a "woman" are exactly the same thing unless they are prefaced with cat.
@WildeThingy: A new study shows twitter is more addictive than crack. A scientist who looks suspiciously like my wife said "better put down that phone."