@KimMonte10: Be a sharp dressed man. Buy a suit made of knives. Scare ur boss into promoting u. Cut everyone's sandwiches for them in the break room.
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@ohen39: wife: I just got stung by a jellyfish. quick, pee on it me: [peeing on jellyfish] this is for stinging my wife
@BwanaChris: 2005 Single 2006 Single 2007 Single 2008 Single 2009 Single 2010 Single 2011 Single 2012 Single 2013 Single 2014 Single 2015 Single 2016 Single 2017 Single 2018 Single Reward me for consistency please
@HaleyMDriscoll: My boyfriend said we could only get one cat. So I'm only getting one cat. One pregnant cat.
@Maxine12333: You can lose a lot on a no carb, no sugar diet. I tried it and immediately lost my will to live.