@mashyboo: be careful if you wear the same clothes everyday you'll turn into a cartoon character
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@XAIMMadellynne: I have a plan. I bring him home ,but don't sleep with him. Long story short he pays for the taxi.
@FatherWithTwins: Cashier: Need to see some ID Me: You get a lot of 20yo guys buying tampons, diapers, grapes & whiskey? Cashier: Yup Me: Ok, here you go then
@amydillon: 85% of conversations with my mom is trying to figure out who the "she" in her story is.