@Karate_Horse: Be careful out there guys. just met a girl, Kylie, and she told me her and her friends are so random...that could mean anything be safe ok
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@wilnettleton: "Last Christmas" is a strange song. It's been 12 months and we're just now addressing this situation?
@stevevsninjas: wife: what's wrong? slug: boss said I work slowly. wife: he's harsh. take it with a grain of- slug: TAKE IT WITH A GRAIN OF WHAT, DIANE?
@julie2288: 90% of parenting is giving up the last fried cheese stick to your kid and pretending you're OK with it.