@Cyd10e: "Be careful when you follow the Masses.
Sometimes the 'M' is silent."
@Super_Cynthia: The roof of my mouth just healed from that Hot Pocket I had in 2003.
@laurajennyjo: I'm not going to intervene next time my kids start fighting, I'm just going to close the door and whoever comes out alive will be my kid
@RocketRankoon: *limbos away from your hug*
@ArfMeasures: ME: This house is haunted
WIFE [sigh] We've been thru this, that's our son
SON: I just have a pale complexion Dad
ME: TELL ME YOU HEARD THAT
@DillDoes: "How's your sexual history?"
Well doc, if i had to summarize it in one word it would be "deletable"