@Cyd10e: "Be careful when you follow the Masses.
Sometimes the 'M' is silent."
@dxblarssonENG: HOT SINGLES IN YOUR AREA ARE RAISING A CAT ARMY.
@ShutUpThatsWho: [first date]
HER: What are you doing with the Tupperware?
ME: [filling container] The sign says 'All You Can Eat', it doesn't specify when
@WheelTod: Not really getting much out of this Bring Your Daughter to Work Day, to be honest. It's almost as if my 6yo had never used PowerPoint before
@badenhorst: Bathroom hand dryers are amazing if you want to kill a few minutes before wiping your hands on your pants.
@DRUNKHULK: THEY SAY CHRIS BROWN GOT WORST TATTOO EVER! NO AGREE! DRUNK HULK THINK TATTOO GOT WORST PERSON EVER!